Look, I Just Believe This Shit, I Don’t Understand It

Goth smoker: What kind of cigarette brand is that?
Vegan smoker: They’re the only vegan cigarettes that exist.
Goth smoker: Cigarettes aren’t vegan?
Vegan smoker: Well, these aren’t tested on animals.
Goth smoker: So they’re tested on humans then?
Vegan smoker: Um…

–Southpaw music venue, Park Slope