“No Glove, No Wednesday One-Liner”

Guy to friend: He's a super-skinny black guy who spent the sixties, like, taking his sister's birth control pills.

–Orchard & Stanton

Overheard by: Tk

Tired-sounding middle-aged man: Hopefully by now she's had her tubes tied and she's stopped reproducing.

–Cornell Medical Center

40-something man on cell: Well, I just had my vasectomy reversed.

–8th St & Broadway

Girl walking out of dorm: Okay, so let's just focus on lubrication. We've already got plenty of protection…

–Pratt Institute