Guy to friend: He's a super-skinny black guy who spent the sixties, like, taking his sister's birth control pills.
–Orchard & Stanton
Overheard by: Tk
Tired-sounding middle-aged man: Hopefully by now she's had her tubes tied and she's stopped reproducing.
–Cornell Medical Center
40-something man on cell: Well, I just had my vasectomy reversed.
–8th St & Broadway
Girl walking out of dorm: Okay, so let's just focus on lubrication. We've already got plenty of protection…
–Pratt Institute