Nobody Deserves to Get Carjacked, But…

Loud Southern lady in line: Oh my gosh, this line is so long!
Southern lady's louder friend: I know! You know…I bet those New Yorkers drive out of the city for their groceries and drug store purchases instead of waiting in these lines. I mean…I just want a Wal-Mart or K-Mart… Or a gas station!
Southern lady #1: Unless they don't have a car. (gasps) Do you know some people never drive a car? And never get their license?
Southern lady #2: No!

–Duane Reade

Overheard by: New Ny-er