Now That's a Triumph Of the Will

30-something guy on cell: I told 'em look, they all racist.
Person listening #1: Exactly! Complicity! How he's not gonna be racist when the brother's favorite director is Leni Riefenstahl?
Person listening #2: Exactly! They would suck Matthew Barney's dick until a wooly mammoth carrying a refrigerator came out in the place of semen.
Person listening #3: Exactly! A sub-zero, cousin!

–116th St & Broadway

Overheard by: inconsiderate