Oh, Why Do the Best Things Always Happen to Other People?!

Trashy white woman: What's that? (points to subway grates below her on the sidewalk)
Trashy black guy: That's the subway vents.
Trashy white woman: I'm not gonna fall in, am I? (steps onto grate)
Trashy black guy: No, you're good. But if you did, you'd be a millionaire.

–Bryant Park

Overheard by: marketing stooge