Middle-aged man to two year old boy: You can't scratch your butt in the street, man. Yeah, I know you've got an itchy, but the chicks just don't dig that!
–Prospect Park West, Brooklyn
Overheard by: Marina
Mom to son: Extend your ass over here!
–Park Slope South, Brooklyn
Old man to younger date: She had a sweet ass and a nice rack, but somehow it didn't work out…
–55 Bar
Overheard by: SB
Young, macho Hispanic worker to another: My tushie is cold.
–W186 & Bennett Ave
