Tall boy: So, I had some really stupid question in school, and it was like, ‘how did the Indians feel about the British?‘
Emo girl: You’re not a fricken mind reader! How are you supposed to know?
Tall boy: Yeah, right? They could be feeling hungry or tired or thinking that the British wear lame outfits…
Emo girl: Just write that. They can’t mark it wrong, because I’m pretty sure they don’t read minds either.