I felt like I slept with Godzilla or fucking King Kong, I'm not dealing with this laid shit very well, huh?
–Hell's Kitchen
Guy yelling, wearing dress shirt and slacks: I'm looking to kill about 14 or 15 vampires today. If anyone could help me out and point me in the direction of a vampire lair, I could probably kill 8 or 9 there. Thank you.
–8th St & 6th Ave
Overheard by: Jon
Boy to friend: Gandalf is kind of a pussy.
–Park Slope
Overheard by: Sunny
Crazy woman: New York City is full of witchcraft. There are witches and warlocks among us. Thank the lord I have been saved.
–Times Square
Overheard by: Sonia
Hobo, to himself: It's not a good time to be a witch. No, not a good time to be a witch.
–1 Train
