Frustrated mother, walking down sidewalk with son: All the superheros listen to their mommies.
Cute but rambunctious young son: No!
Mother: Superman listens to his mommy.
Son: No!
Mother: Spiderman listens to his mommy.
Son: No!
Mother: The Power Rangers listen to their mommies.
Son: No!
Mother: Batman listens to his mommy.
Son: No!
Mother: And do you know why all the superheroes listen to their mommies?
Son, suddenly curious: Why?
Mother: Because they're good boys.
Son: No!
–Whitehall & Bridge Streets, Financial District
Overheard by: Aaron
