Scratch-n'-Sniff Wednesday One-Liners

Drunk girl to guy: That smells like ass… But I am not ungrateful.

–Riverside & 109th

Overheard by: Antonia

Loud Barnard girl: Oh my god, smell my butt!

–Barnard

College guy: Yes, I washed. You always think my grundle smells like tuna fish and I've come to accept that. I refuse to take another shower.

–McBurney YMCA

Woman on cell: So then I found out that this bitch is forty-seven years old! I was like, 'damn bitch, you old, how you smell like that?'

–Fordham Road