Drunk girl to guy: That smells like ass… But I am not ungrateful.
–Riverside & 109th
Overheard by: Antonia
Loud Barnard girl: Oh my god, smell my butt!
–Barnard
College guy: Yes, I washed. You always think my grundle smells like tuna fish and I've come to accept that. I refuse to take another shower.
–McBurney YMCA
Woman on cell: So then I found out that this bitch is forty-seven years old! I was like, 'damn bitch, you old, how you smell like that?'
–Fordham Road