Chick: I’m kinda concerned about this lotion I started using. It contains semen.
Dude: Ew… But so what?
Chick: Well, I think that it could make me pregnant. Like, the sperm could seep through my pores and then swim through my blood…
Dude: But your pores don’t have fallopian tubes…
Chick: But what if? I bet if I got pregnant, it would be, like, the devil’s baby.
Dude: Yeah, and you probably can’t abort the devil’s baby.
–116th & Broadway
Overheard by: Kate
