So I've Decided on the American University Of Afghanistan

Thug #1: So where do you wanna go to school? You should go to Hawaii.
Thug #2: Hawaii?
Thug #1: Yeah, it's mad nice over there.
Thug #2: They got volcanoes and exploding shit over there. I'm trynna go to school, not die. Shoot!

–Uptown 1 Train

Overheard by: Camila