Some Very Cheesy Wednesday One-Liners

Girl to friend: I smell gourmet cheese. Do you smell it? What if it's my butt? But it smells really good, though.

–42nd St & Madison

Overheard by: Bethany

Suit on cell: Putting a logo there ruins the whole concept of the cheese wheel.

–Brooklyn

Girl on cell: If it was socially acceptable to marry grilled cheese I totally would!

–Canal & Broadway

Gangsta to another: What the fuck is this fridge you bought? Where the fuck am I gonna put all my cheeses?

–Union Square

Man on cell: Lisa, I do not have your cheese!! I swear to god, I do not have your cheese!

–Penn Station

Overheard by: Catherine