Girl to friend: I smell gourmet cheese. Do you smell it? What if it's my butt? But it smells really good, though.
–42nd St & Madison
Overheard by: Bethany
Suit on cell: Putting a logo there ruins the whole concept of the cheese wheel.
–Brooklyn
Girl on cell: If it was socially acceptable to marry grilled cheese I totally would!
–Canal & Broadway
Gangsta to another: What the fuck is this fridge you bought? Where the fuck am I gonna put all my cheeses?
–Union Square
Man on cell: Lisa, I do not have your cheese!! I swear to god, I do not have your cheese!
–Penn Station
Overheard by: Catherine