…Stop Guilting Me!

Bag lady, yelling: Get up off me, yo, I ain’t got nothin’!
Hobo, calmly: It ain’t about you got, man. It’s about what I got.
Bag lady: Why do I got to split half with you, yo? You don’t give me nothin’!
Hobo: Man, why you keep goin on about that?
Bag lady: Yo you don’t give me nothin’. You don’t even take me to the clinic. I got mad skin conditions! I don’t even know how you fuck me, yo!
Hobo: Shit, man…

–A Train

Overheard by: Juan Chung