That's Not What Eye-Fucking Means, Ashley

Girl #1, rubbing her eye: Another good thing about you being a lesbian is that you never have to worry about getting semen in your eye. It hurt like a motherfucker, like nothing else. A deep pain.
Girl #2: Like your eye was being fucked?
Girl #1: By someone really mean.
Girl #2: No, like… Did it think your eye was an egg?

–Brooklyn