The African-American Community Was Not Amused by Our Government's First Stab at Reparations.

Kid #1, holding pizzas: Yo, let's see if some bum wants these.
Kid #2: There's one. (points to old white scraggly-looking hobo sitting across the street)
Kid #3: Nah, yo, let's find a black bum.
Kid #1: (walks over and gives the guy one of the pizzas)

–Soho