The First Rule Of Beans Is, “Don't Take About the Beans.”

Chipotle employee: Would you like beans?
Asian lady: Chicken and pork.
Chipotle employee: Okay, would you like beans?
Asian lady: And rice!
Chipotle employee: Would you like beans??
Asian lady: Blank stare.
Chipotle employee: Wou… Shakes head… Anything else?

–Chipotle, 56th & 6th

Overheard by: Burrito Lover