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The Implants Went Straight to Her Head

Hot chick: You know what? I hate all men. I have two nieces so I don’t even need to have kids. I can have sex any time I want, so I’m happy.

–Art Gallery, SoHo

Overheard by: Tibbie X

  • Posted on February 4, 2021
  • Hootchies, Pickiness, Soho
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