Colleague on phone with Health & Racquet Club: Is there a certain time at the gym during the week that is more popular with masturbation enthusiasts?
–23rd & 6th
Overheard by: ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER
Guy on cell walking dog: Hey, honey. I wanted to call you to tell you that I just masturbated… And I thought about you the whole time.
–110th & Broadway
Overheard by: A‑girl
Barnard girl walking by: This dry spell is getting really serious. My hand like, permanently smells like my pussy.
–Broadway & 114th
Overheard by: Rashmi
Man in wheelchair to friends walking: You would think so, but I masturbate with my right hand.
–14th St & 2nd Ave
Overheard by: Staci
Crying girl screaming into cell: Is that the only word you masturbate to?!
–W 4th St & Barrow St
Overheard by: Howard
