The Most Talked‐About Wednesday One‐Liners Of the Season!

Cheap suit on phone: Make conversation? All you guys fucking talk about is bowel movements and the reporting thereof!

–Spring St & Cleveland Pl

Overheard by: Neilium

20‐something hot chick on cell: I’m talking about a dog, Sean. Not a penis.

–C Train

Scandalized woman to husband: And they just kept talking about jizz!

–E Train

Woman on cell: I can’t talk about somebody being sexy while you talk about my vagina?

–37th & 7th Ave

Overheard by: Mondo Man