Girl: They looked in and saw intercourse happening. They saw his cock go into my vagina.
–3rd Ave
Guy to friends: I'm not gonna fuck you too hard, I'm gonna use a little lube.
–Spanish Harlem
Dude to other dudes, matter-of-factly: I've been bedding a lot of girls who had fucked-up childhoods.
–7th Ave, Brooklyn
Overheard by: Ladle
Girl crossing street loudly on her cell: The sex would have been better if… (looks up suddenly and stops talking, realizing everyone on the corner is listening)
–25th St & 6th Ave
Overheard by: Leslie B