The Penetration Of Wednesday One-Liners

Girl: They looked in and saw intercourse happening. They saw his cock go into my vagina.

–3rd Ave

Guy to friends: I'm not gonna fuck you too hard, I'm gonna use a little lube.

–Spanish Harlem

Dude to other dudes, matter-of-factly: I've been bedding a lot of girls who had fucked-up childhoods.

–7th Ave, Brooklyn

Overheard by: Ladle

Girl crossing street loudly on her cell: The sex would have been better if… (looks up suddenly and stops talking, realizing everyone on the corner is listening)

–25th St & 6th Ave

Overheard by: Leslie B