Shouting black guy on bike, swerving around people: I ain't got no brakes! Just skills!
–14th St & 1st Ave
Overheard by: E-Strong
Guy on cell: Hey man, from your work can you get me a tool than can break those special U-locks for bikes?
–Astor & Lafayette
Black dude on bike: Watch out, drunk bitches… I'll hit you!
–10th St & Broadway
Teenager: Oh, he got a bike because he's from Denmark, and they don't have cars there… because of the cold war.
–A Train
Overheard by: melbert
