Hobo: Now nobody ever heard of a person, animal, fish, or even an insect die from dope. Here's a piece of advice–you find a doctor who prescribes you marijuana and that's the doctor you keep for the rest of your life.
–4 Train
Overheard by: Confused Girl
Suit on cell: Just because he is a doctor and she is his patient, doesn't mean he can be arrested for sexual harassment.
–Forest Hills
Overheard by: A.J. F.
Child who just got hit on the head by a wiffleball bat: Oww! I need a CAT scan! I need a CAT scan!
–Central Park
Slovenly dude: "Medical environment," my ass! Anus is anus!
–7th Ave, Park Slope
Overheard by: Ladle
