These, and “How Will I Treat This Outbreak?”

Hoochie #1: I’ve hooked up with people whose names I couldn’t remember but never people whose names I couldn’t pronounce.
Hoochie #2: But if we can’t remember their names, then how will we ever know if we’d have been able to pronounce them or not? These are the questions we must ask.

–Tea Lounge, Park Slope