To Be Dumb Is Bad; to Be Shellfish Is Worse

Dumb blonde #1: What do they even have in Boston, anyway?
Dumb blonde #2: I don't know, like chowder, or lobster…
Dumb blonde #1: Nuh-uh, you're so stupid. The best lobster is totally in Nashville. I know cuz I've had it.

–Equitable Building, 120 Broadway