Girl #1: You couldn't tell that he was flirting with you?
Girl #2: No! There was no way he was flirting with me! He knows that I don't like him like that.
Girl #1: Well then you don't know how to flirt, my dear friend.
Girl #2: What?! I'm wearing tights with fucking holes in them, of course I know how to flirt!
–Urban Outfitters, Upper West Side
