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Translation: “You'll Get a Three-Cent Tip in the Bottom Of a Water Glass.”

Waiter: So everyone here is getting a water?
Girl: Yeah, we're easy. (winks)

–Uno Pizzeria

Overheard by: Anastasia

  • Posted on January 30, 2016
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