Twelve-Year-Olds Think They Know Everything

Middle aged lady #1: Who are you talkin about? That boy Michael?
middle aged lady #2 Yeah.
Middle aged lady #1: He gives his kids liquor?
Middle aged lady #2: Yeah! And you can't say nothin bout it either, cuz if you do (puts her hand up in the air in exasperation) …you wrong!

–2 Train

Overheard by: Veronica