USDA Choice Wednesday One-Liners

Six-year-old girl throwing a tantrum: I need bacon! I need bacon! I need bacon!

–R Train

Girl to two friends: You're upper-middle class and you're making hot dogs? That's disgusting!

–Broadway & 31st St, Astoria

Girl: You know how they got, like, bacon in their hands?

–St. Mark's Place

Guy to girlfriend: We should get some pastrami. I've always found it to be the most sensual of the cured meats.

–St. Mark's Market