Woman to date: I was like "what does "less than three" mean"?
–Dumont Burger
Teenage boy with rainbow hat: I wanted to show her my orgasmic calculus book!
–Borders, Time Warner Center
Crackhead, shouting at hobo: No, man, I'm not giving you a penny! Ya know why? I save my pennies! Ya know why? Cause if you save one penny every day for a year, that's three hundred and sixty five dollars. After five years, that's three thousand dollars. And after ten years…
–Spring & Layfayette
Elderly Chinese professor to panel of lawyers: I'm not sure, but if you look in the NASA phonebook, over half of the names are Chinese! Over half! (pause) I'm not sure, but can you imagine? This is because Americans are not good at math, that's a fact.
–St. John's University, Jamaica, Queens
Overheard by: Wayne B.
Man on phone: Dude, like, she was sucking harder than motherfucking trigonometry.
–Times Square
Overheard by: gwen
