Four‐year‐old being pushed by nanny in 100‐degree heat: I’m gonna be rich forever!
–E 63rd & 2nd Ave
European man to friend: I knew she was classy, I could tell by the look of her luggage.
–50th & 6th
Suit on cell: Actually, it’s not that expensive to buy a tiger…
–11th b/w 2nd & 3rd
Overheard by: Mattchew
Lady who lunches: I went on a cruise to China, so you know, I’ve seen the third world.
–French Roast, West Village
Obese goth boyfriend with curly red hair to obese goth girlfriend holding huge ice cream: If I ever get rich, I am going to buy you a church. (they walk away in silence)
–2nd Ave & 7th St