Suit on cell: Most people want their pets painted.
–Prince & Broadway
Drunk guy yelling at busker while being dragged away by police: You see those pigeons? All those pigeons are my lovers!
–Verdi Square
Cop to crazy dude feeding birds: You feed the birds, I'll put you in the zoo!
–Union Square Park
Bratty eight-year-old girl: Aren't there any live animals here?
–Museum of Natural History
