Woman on cell: It was just the complete lack of compassion. Lucy was never nice to Lisa. She was never nice to Lola either. She was just a poop – well, she is a poop.
–Fort Greene Park
Overheard by: Morning Glory
Woman on cell: Aw, yay, he pooped a lot!
–Union Square
Overheard by: Alannah Halliday
Guy to another, talking business: I would definitely punt that dude’s fucking dog and then make him eat its shit.
–Greenpoint
Guy on phone: Hold on, I’m picking up poop.
–9th St, Brooklyn