Woman on cell: What? You quit your job because you got an income tax refund?
–1st & 69th
20-something hot girl to friend: I just want him to go into stand-up comedy so I can stop working.
–207th St & Broadway
Overheard by: Stefanie Petersen
Woman on cell: I could go on a job interview right now, that's how sober I am!
–12th St & 1st Ave
Overheard by: maianess
Woman to man online at the DMV discussing piercings and tattoos: I don't want to get no more piercings because it don't look good when I go to court… And for jobs.
–Harlem DMV
