Mother to young daughter freaking out over some turbulence: Calm down! I'll let you know when it's time to start panicking!
–LaGuardia Airport
Overheard by: Max
Pilot, making announcement: Thank you for flying American Airlines. It's been a pleasure having your mom with us today.
–JFK Airport
Overheard by: Sunny
Flight attendant, giving safety talk: If you are flying with young children, put on your own mask first; if you are flying with two young children, choose the one with the most college potential.
–Baltimore-New York Flight
Overheard by: KingoftheNighttimeSquirrels
Gay guy welcoming passengers on plane: Alright everybody, have a great time, good luck on the bikini contest! (to random woman), Don't worry, I have faith you'll win! (to random man) You can be the judge!
–Delta Airline Leaving LaGuardia
Overheard by: taylor
Woman to friend, after airplane dropped slightly: Whoa, all the blood just like, rushed back into my ovaries!
–Entering LaGuardia airport
Overheard by: taylor
Airplane maintenance worker entering jetway, exasperated and surprised: Woah… Uh, oh, wrong plane.
–Laguardia Airport
Overheard by: Afrocurl
