Man to young, female relative: Girl, you woke up out the womb with messed up hair.
–Brooklyn Flea Market, Williamsburg
Overheard by: So that's the new way of saying
Guy on cell: Bitch, I don't live with none of my babies mommas.
–Columbus Circle
Dude yelling across the street: I heard you knocked my woman up?! You knock my bitch up, mothafucka!? (long pause) Congratulations, man! (goes across the street and shakes hand)
–Clinton & Houston
Overheard by: Sarah
Ghetto fab to another: She's my baby girl, but that doesn't mean I won't smack the shit out of her.
–Park Place & Underhill Ave
