Lady to stranger petting her dog: He's great. I like him more than I like my friends.
–4 Train
Overheard by: Emm
Basketball teen to friend, on girl who betrayed a best friend: We're still friends on Facebook, but we not friends on Twitter.
–5 Train
Girl to friend: We're not really dating, we're not really friends either, we have a sexual acquaintanceship.
–Washington Pl & Green
Overheard by: Tiny-T
Young woman throwing her arm around older woman, clearly her mother: Let's be friends!
–Brooklyn
Overheard by: Laura
