Wednesday Chum-Liners

Lady to stranger petting her dog: He's great. I like him more than I like my friends.

–4 Train

Overheard by: Emm

Basketball teen to friend, on girl who betrayed a best friend: We're still friends on Facebook, but we not friends on Twitter.

–5 Train

Girl to friend: We're not really dating, we're not really friends either, we have a sexual acquaintanceship.

–Washington Pl & Green

Overheard by: Tiny-T

Young woman throwing her arm around older woman, clearly her mother: Let's be friends!


Overheard by: Laura