Santa to another, on packed train: Man, we gotta get those reindeer fixed so we can stop taking the subway.
–L Train
Overheard by: Emily
Female suit on cell: What, really? You can't do that… not even on Christmas.
–Grand Central Station
Overheard by: Simone
Dad to whining kid: You know what? I called god, and Christmas is canceled this year!
–77th & Amsterdam
Dad to kids: Get it together or I'll cancel Christmas! I'm a Jew, I can do that!
–Brooklyn
Old man singing to himself: Here comes Santa Claus; here comes Santa Claus, right down Santa Claus lane. We're gonna have some fun this year; he's bringing us cocaine!
–110th & Broadway
Overheard by: Katie