Wednesday Fa La La La Liners

Santa to another, on packed train: Man, we gotta get those reindeer fixed so we can stop taking the subway.

–L Train

Overheard by: Emily

Female suit on cell: What, really? You can't do that… not even on Christmas.

–Grand Central Station

Overheard by: Simone

Dad to whining kid: You know what? I called god, and Christmas is canceled this year!

–77th & Amsterdam

Dad to kids: Get it together or I'll cancel Christmas! I'm a Jew, I can do that!

–Brooklyn

Old man singing to himself: Here comes Santa Claus; here comes Santa Claus, right down Santa Claus lane. We're gonna have some fun this year; he's bringing us cocaine!

–110th & Broadway

Overheard by: Katie