Well-dressed black man in glasses to pretty black woman in sleek dress: Put your face in it! No, no… Put your face in it! No. Your face in it!
–Grand Central Station
Overheard by: face the corner
Young guy to female friend: I'm gonna falafel her face.
–L Train
Overheard by: dutchess
Latina on phone: Girl, you gotta just tell him it's not okay for him to cum on your face, especially while Craig is in the room.
–32nd & 7th
Bimbette on cell: I have a habit of putting things close to my face that shouldn't be there.
–3rd & 41st
20-something white guy on cell: For this relationship to work we cannot have any face time.
–Thompson & Bleecker
Overheard by: Jessica