Panhandler, to the tune of Transformers cartoon theme: Transvestites! Homos in disguise!
–1st Ave & 14th St
Overheard by: MPW
20-something to friend: I just got a sex change, but found out they're all faggots. I'm moving back to Europe.
–101 & Broadway
Overheard by: Tai
20-something female to friend: So you see, her dad's a trans-sexual, so…
–Cooper Square
Short gay guy to tall, raving woman on sidewalk: So you're a man? If you're a man, then hit me!
–8th Ave & 24th St
Overheard by: Graceful Space
