Thug on cell: Yo, Halloween is so racist.
–Midtown Comics
Drunk girl to guy friends: Schoolgirl is waaaay better than like… the nurse or the maid. Or Princess Leia.
–Uptown D Train
Overheard by: Tinuvielbird
Drunk guy commenting on white guy's costume: Shit, dat nigga's woody!
–42nd & 7th Ave
Guy on phone: No, mom, I could go out tonight and puke all over everything, but I'm not because I'm saving myself for Halloween. How's dad doing?
–Fulton at Nassau
