Wednesday Halloweeners

Thug on cell: Yo, Halloween is so racist.

–Midtown Comics

Drunk girl to guy friends: Schoolgirl is waaaay better than like… the nurse or the maid. Or Princess Leia.

–Uptown D Train

Overheard by: Tinuvielbird

Drunk guy commenting on white guy's costume: Shit, dat nigga's woody!

–42nd & 7th Ave

Guy on phone: No, mom, I could go out tonight and puke all over everything, but I'm not because I'm saving myself for Halloween. How's dad doing?

–Fulton at Nassau