Hot chick to another: Prunes, sex and spicy food, all at the same time…
–Manchester
Ghetto-fabulous guy to suit who just bumped into him: Man, you look like the kind of guy who'd buy a six-dollar cupcake and throw out half.
–Outside Magnolia Bakery, Rockefeller Center
Overheard by: Greg
20-something man: Yeah, I think I'm just gonna get my Rachel Ray on and make some potato salad.
–Greenpoint, Brooklyn
Overheard by: Katie
Guy to friend: I was eating fried dough at a street fair when an old woman looking really depressed asked me "does it have any flavor?".
–Astoria, Queens
Well-dressed African-American male at bodega: Those cheesecakin' whores are playing with my emotions!
–Queens