Wednesday One-Linarrrrs

Old hobo: I'm not a crackhead, I'm a pirate!

–West 4th St

Overheard by: Tina

Gay English prof: The pirates need sex!

–Barnard College

Five-year-old boy, in pirate accent: We're at the center of the universe! Yarrr!

–Times Square

20-something to date: This root beer is strong. It makes me feel like a pirate!

–23rd St & 9th Ave