Wednesday One-Liner Can't Buy You Love

Female suit: Well, I'm like, outside money, man!

–7th Ave & 20th St

Overheard by: Bruce Lee

Female suit: Money's coming in from every dimension. Shit's coming in from all over!

–20th & Broadway

Guy with bucket drums on phone: The only thing better than pussy is money, and that's why I'm out here playing.

–5th Ave & 37th

Sundress-clad young lady: I just want a shit-ton of money and someone to make all my decisions for me.


Overheard by: me too