Woman on cell: I can't find you. What are you near? (pause) You're near a Starbucks?
–Herald Square, Corner of Starbucks & Starbucks
Overheard by: Eve
Southern male tourist, very excited: I found a Starbucks, honey!
–72nd & Columbus
Overheard by: Charley
Flamboyant black man with coffee, pushing his way through crowd, loudly: I got coffee and I'm not saying "excuse me." I'm not sick in the head.
–Prince & Broadway
Overheard by: erkala
Pudgy Southern tourist woman to pudgy southern tourist man: Look, honey, there's Starbucks! Oh! Oh! Look, there's Starbucks!
–Washington & Albany
30-something woman to ex: The answer is no. And if I change my mind, I'm not going to let my ego get in the way of calling you, but no fucking way. A whiskey? Sure. Sex? Maybe. But there is no fucking way I am getting coffee with you.
–Bar, Lower East Side
Overheard by: Evan
