Wednesday One‐Liner, Where Are You?

British guy: Oh, Toronto. Is that near Japan?

–L Train

Overheard by: Confabulation Nation

Dad to small children: Look kids, this is Central Park!

–Washington Square Park

Gray‐haired suit to colleagues: They’re going to Spain, Morocco, and Madrid. (pauses) Madrid is a country, right?

–Uptown A Train

Tourist on the corner of 45th and Broadway, pointing in random direction: Times Square is that way!

–45st & Broadway

Hefty white man in the back of pedicab: Alright, keep going… (long pause, then loudly) But you’re wrong!

–44th & 7th

Overheard by: Lisa Mavinelli