British guy: Oh, Toronto. Is that near Japan?
Overheard by: Confabulation Nation
Dad to small children: Look kids, this is Central Park!
–Washington Square Park
Gray‐haired suit to colleagues: They’re going to Spain, Morocco, and Madrid. (pauses) Madrid is a country, right?
–Uptown A Train
Tourist on the corner of 45th and Broadway, pointing in random direction: Times Square is that way!
–45st & Broadway
Hefty white man in the back of pedicab: Alright, keep going… (long pause, then loudly) But you’re wrong!
–44th & 7th
Overheard by: Lisa Mavinelli