Exasperated girl: You can’t even joke about jumping anymore!
–NYU Palladium Residence Hall
Overheard by: Mickey
Teen girl about friend with butter‐phobia: And then we got some on a spoon and started trying to touch her with it and she started screaming! Shit, it was so funny! It sounded like she was getting raped.
Overheard by: Lillian
Thug on cell: Yo, someone just fell down the subway! I know, right, that shit’s funny.
Man in hat to friends: Yo, I got a headache… I been laughing at people too hard, man.
Overheard by: usually laughs softly