Jewish guy: Who’s the Alan Greenspan of nipples?
Random passerby in deep cinematic voice to elderly white gentleman in tux and bow tie: Bond! James Bond.
–14th & 6th
Overheard by: melanie
Clueless teenage girl: Wait – Marilyn Monroe committed suicide? When did that happen?
–MOMA, at Warhol’s portraits of Marilyn Monroe
Student to friend: It’s like the six degrees of Kevin Bacon, but with kosher.
Overheard by: But bacon isn’t kosher…