Wednesday One-Liners Are a Total Fuckfest

Woman to another: Motherfuckers! Tell me to be ladylike?! I can be fucking ladylike when it is fucking called for, but fuck with me and I will fuck you up. Damn!

–Bx17 Bus

Middle aged gay guy to friend: First you have to find him, then fund him, and then fuck him.

–14th & 9th

Overheard by: sam

Effeminate gay guy on cell: 2010 was the year of making changes, new beginnings, and laying foundations. 2011 is going to be the year of me fucking everyone.

–1st Ave E & 14th St

Blonde to another: In the name of Jesus, I'm gonna fuckin' cuss out every single one of them.

–Crown Heights