Woman to another: Motherfuckers! Tell me to be ladylike?! I can be fucking ladylike when it is fucking called for, but fuck with me and I will fuck you up. Damn!
–Bx17 Bus
Middle aged gay guy to friend: First you have to find him, then fund him, and then fuck him.
–14th & 9th
Overheard by: sam
Effeminate gay guy on cell: 2010 was the year of making changes, new beginnings, and laying foundations. 2011 is going to be the year of me fucking everyone.
–1st Ave E & 14th St
Blonde to another: In the name of Jesus, I'm gonna fuckin' cuss out every single one of them.
–Crown Heights
