Bro, out of SUV window: I sold my ass on Craigslist and I’m proud of it!
–5th Ave & Union St, Brooklyn
Store clerk: Everyone, listen up. Do not let your children wander around the store. Any unattended children will be sold to Nike.
–Costume Shop, Union Square
Overheard by: hatalie
Thug on subway: Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen. I’m here sellin’ candy cause it’s better than sellin’ drugs. I got snickers, M&Ms…
Overheard by: I’ll take the M&M’s
Hipster to friend: Wait, so the guy who used to sell him blow is now a character witness in his rape case?
–Throop Ave & Ellery